Original Story of My Life lyrics [Guard, spoken] Alright, when I call your name, step forward Pinocchio, the puppet [Pinocchio, spoken] I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy [Guard, spoken] That's your patch of mud down there [Pinocchio, spoken] Oh, dumped on a swamp Man I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap (sung) Story of My Life Lyrics [Guard, spoken] Alright, when I call your name, step forward Pinocchio, the puppet [Pinocchio, spoken] I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy [Guard, spoken] That's your patch Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. [Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. Story Of My Life. . Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group Story Of My Life · John Tartaglia · Shrek Ensemble Shrek The Musical ℗ 2009 Decca Label Group Released on: Story of my life Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale That's the story of my life, oh yeah That's the story of my life [Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending [Guard] Peter Pan [Peter Pan] Banished From the town [Guard] Ugly Duckling [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand STORY OF MY LIFE. ALWAYS DOOMED TO FAIL. CHEATED BY A FOX. SWALLOWED BY A WHALE. THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE, OH YEAH. THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE. GUARD: Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign ( THEY try to find it ) GUARD: that's too close. ( again ) GUARD: Too far. ( again ) GUARD: Ahh, just right. FAIRY GODMOTHER JwLL.

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